Allison & Euan Kill Their Legs So That Nature Might Live On
On March 2nd, 2026, Allison and Euan will be the coolest and hopefully quickest climbers you ever did see! In fact, we may be climbing so fast that we appear as blurs to all but the automated timing system.
Current projections* estimate Allison and Euan will ascend the 1,776 steps in roughly 58 seconds (much faster than the current world record of 9 minutes and 54.9 seconds).
Our resume of extreme stair climbing includes:
1. Climbing Grouse Mountain (2,830 stairs)
2. Allison has A LOT of stairs leading up to her house (at least 15 steps)
3. Euan lives on the TOP FLOOR of his house (around 15 steps too)
Needless to say, we are highly coordinated, semi-professional athletes who boast long track records of successfully summiting various staircases.
In addition to supporting the projected world record-shattering team of Allison & Euan, your donations are GUARANTEED** help fund the following:
(i) Baby pandas being given bamboo to eat
(ii) Instagram videos of fluffy, funny, and/or cute animals
(iii) In-nest education for birds (primarily pigeons) to discourage pooping on humans and/or cars
(iv) Bringing snakes and other cool reptiles to elementary school libraries on random Tuesday afternoons for kids to pet
(v) Saving YOUR favourite animals from Jeff Bezos
* Current projections are based on the time it takes an elevator traveling vertically at 22km/h to reach the observation deck
** Neither Allison and Euan, nor the WWF provide any guarantee that your donation will be used for any of the above stated purposes
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